(American) Gladiators

American Gladiators, the beloved, patriotic television franchise, is simply known as "Gladiators" here. Europe, stop kidding yourself, we all know who invented it.

Also, in the Eliminator, they replace the hand bicycle part of the eliminator with monkey bars for women. We need to pass the Equal Rights Amendment in the United States immediately to make sure this doesn't happen to our treasured institution.